In the wild and rugged lands of Crypto Valley, where moonshots fizzle out faster than a degenerate’s last paycheck, one unlikely hero has emerged from the sludge—Turdle. A humble hybrid of a turtle and a turd, Turdle was born in the depths of the memecoin swamp, surrounded by rug pulls and pump-and-dumps. But unlike the rest, he refuses to be flushed away.

While other shitcoins sprint toward the inevitable drain, Turdle takes the slow cook approach—patient, determined, and always keeping that WAGMI (We're All Gonna Make It) energy alive. His dream? To crawl his way out of the sewer and into the spotlight, proving that even the most underestimated can make it big.

Turdle is the slow and steady underdog born from the trenches, on a mission to make it big and prove that even the crappiest beginnings can lead to greatness.